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[hackeo]

cole 🥰 cassidy
he was here for a while u know, before u showed up
i rode his dick and told him i loved him sooooo he made me his and i made him mine

[ A little moment of honesty, before she's right back into being a gremlin. ]

anyway HAH yea make sure there's nothing left of u if u die next her bc moira will for sure make u a zombie tank jsyk
also text me before u fight doom to the death i wanna watch
ALSO also HAHAHAHA @ THE MECHANIC POETRY did she show u any of it

[dezza]

Cassidy? SERIOUSLY?!
... Actually, yeah, I could see it.

[ SHRUG. ]

I think she tried to show someone and I read it over her shoulder and asked her what 'lascivious' meant. Then she smacked me in the face with her shield.

[hackeo]

he's sweet!! and handsome and fun
we got our nipples pierced together, his dick is huge, annnnnd
don't tell jack, but we drink together in mexico
have for years
(i outdrink him WAY more than he'll admit)



soooo what DOES lascivious mean

[dezza]

He fucks, he drinks, and it could piss off Morrison? Wish he'd lead with that years ago! Mighta listened to him instead of leaving him outside the walls.

Apparently SHIELD PUNCHING, as far as I fucking know! She still didn't tell me!

[hackeo]

HAH c'mon i'm TECHNICALLY talon ok
he's literally sleeping with the enemy every time he fucks me
starcrossed lovers 😔

[ As if she's at all loyal to Talon- ]

what a baby HAHAHAHAAH
not surprised she's better at shield bashing than poetry tho

[dezza]

Yeah yeah, sure. What am I then? What's South? Seems you got a whole little story planned out here.


sure, but who needs a SHIELD????

[hackeo]

listen i've been here over a year now i've had time for stories 😤
anyway when i met & contracted southita she was dating someone else, then i started dating vaquero
eventually we lost both of them. poof disappeared
she lost me too, for uhhh couple weeks when i was sent home, i didn't remember anything until i got back here
but i realized........... i'll always have vaquero when i leave here, even if things are different
but anja? this is the only place i have anja
so!!! south is my ✨legal dom✨ and also my gf now bc she's mine and i love her as much as she loves me
and YOU!!! ugh i'm still figuring you out but i like u too ok
i want u here with me, don't i?

[ OKAY COUGH COUGH enough honest feelings about the people she loves- ]

anyway come over for a threesome later n wreck both our pussies again ok

[dezza]

I'm that - that word? What is it again? STARTS WITH E!

[hackeo]

omg
enigmatic??? 🙄
is that REALLY what u took from that

[dezza]

Well. Half of it aint my business, right? Though coulda sworn you and South were married or something.

[hackeo]

YOU!! ASKED!!!!
ugh nvm
and no!! qué why would we be married
haha do i have cute little wife energy to u
does SOUTH have cute little wife energy..... 🤔

[dezza]

Have you two seen the way you look at each other?

This were Junkertown we'd just call ya married and be done with it.

[hackeo]

[ How dare you make her feel her feelings Odessa!!! ]

what does THAT mean
she's my love she's important to me ok so maybe i give her heart eyes!!! sometimes!!!! shut up
besides w/e this place doesn't give a shit about marriage it's all contracts

[ Contracts, like the ones she's maintained with South and South alone for nearly a year and a half at this point but you know what- ]

[dezza]

Means sometimes rules are really fucking stupid, is what that means, ya hearing yaself right? "I call my love and I got real sad about losing her and she comes first", what about that AINT married in any way that matters?

[hackeo]

oh u know the part where we're MARRIED
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that part, that's the part that's missing

[ Getting huffy and defensive and fussy over her partner, who, her? ]

but ok ok fine i get it
we're, uh
sextopia engaged ig??? i feel like sextopia married happens if we make our contract permanent

[dezza]

Let me put it another way for ya. Forget the stupid word for it.

Doomfist is here. Talon's orders. You gotta put a gun to South's head. You pulling that trigger?

[hackeo]

ay c'mon, you KNOW i'm not pulling that trigger
ugh i'm not even putting that gun to her head in the first place
i don't BELIEVE in orders, u think i'm going to start by killing my girl??? no manches

[dezza]

I rest my fucking case.

That's married people shit.

[hackeo]

IT'S!!!
ugh whatever it's i love her and don't give a shit about talon people shit but fine
u know we only started using girlfriend recently right???

[dezza]

Hell, Sombra, ya been playing hard to get or something?