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[ownperson]

huh
y'know that's like the first fucking interesting thing someone's done w/ the codename in uhhhh
[ if you listen closely you can hear South trying to do maths from across the city ]
fucking two+ years i lost track somewhere between worlds

[dezza]

Well someone's gotta be the smart one around here.

[ It's not you, Odessa, it is definitely not you. ]

Listen, ya might be from Mars, but ya talk like a yank and that tells me they never taught you lot to do clever shit.

[ownperson]

hey its not my fault we all got the yank's english
they started the space shit like idk hundreds of years before i was born
ur not WRONG tho i'm literally called south bc a yank decided to name all of his agents after states???
literally 75% of us weren't earthers like dude what

[dezza]

Course they bloody did.

Yeah well, now I'm DEFINITELY calling you Tassy, fuck that.

Over paid, over sexed and now the buggers named all the shit in space.

[ownperson]

full codename ~south dakota~
and my twin brother was north dakota
bc u know that's the most original way to name twins
meanwhile our CO got to be just carolina when i stg that has north and souths??? bullshit man
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man i'm still bitter abt this years later huh
anyway yeah tassy's basically an improvement

[dezza]

And I thought we were fuckn unimagitive.

Listen, you get to punch this Carolina in the face?

[ownperson]

outside of sparring, nah
by the time that wouldn't have gotten me kicked down the leaderboard she was like
MIA
and the next time i saw her wasn't at home it was like this place soooooo
eventually we actually just fucked abt it
she was super hot even when i hated her ass

[dezza]

Ain’t nothing like a good old fashioned hate fuck to get it out the system.

Also leader board? You in some like, fight ring or something? Thats hot.

[ownperson]

ugh i wish it was hot
no it was this stupid ranking system in our program
total bullshit
i mean i'm hot when i fight
in or out of my armour
but the leaderboard was a big mindgame it sucked ass

[dezza]

I mean, don't get me wrong, we got a leader board for the Scrapyard matches and the Reckoning especially.

But ya at least get to be, ya know, King out of it or whatever.

Or you're dead, I guess. Or ya put up a good fight and everyone gets a ya a beer that night and you make some new mates.

But we do it for fun. Your CO think that shit makes good soldiers or something?

[ownperson]

see that shit's the fun kinda leaderboard
i'm a competitive bitch which is only fun when it's not
like
ugh. i dunno how to put it
yeah the director thought it would make us fuckin better soldiers by his fucked up standards
plus it let him play favourites

[dezza]

Nah, nah, I get ya. We got that same thought. I like winning. I like winning and when the rules make some fuckin' sense and you get something for it.

Not cause of someone's little dick stroking.

Fucking hell, he sounds like a shit cunt.

[ownperson]

he was such a shit cunt
swear half of his fucking choices were self-mastubatory bullshit
he'd never even fought shit in his life! ugh

i need to get back into fighting folks that aren't wash tbh
i must be getting stale

[dezza]

Aww shit, darl, you don't gotta worry, I'll take ya any time.

Maybe I'll even let ya win once or twice.

[ownperson]

[ You can definitely take her any time Odessa— ]

once or twice, huh
generous
i've kicked someone ur size's ass before u know

[dezza]

Yeah.

But they weren't as good as me.

Cuz I'm the best.

And I bet you had ya Ned Kelly get up on.