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[dezza]

« CALLING: « JUNKERQUEEN

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❝ G'DAY. BUSY. WHAT YA WANT? ❞ «

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[dezza]

Damn.

You need someone fucked up?

[pathologise]

i did this to myself

[dezza]

Drinking? Yeah, yeah. Sure.

Offers there though. Gimmie the word, I could do with something fun to do after work today.

[pathologise]

maybe when i'm more sober
i want to enjoy you
and there's only one kind of public mess i want to be
fucked
not drunk

[dezza]

You're sweet. Not what I meant, tho.

Whoevers making you drink?

If they need it, let me know, I can make it hard for them to do it again.

[pathologise]

not unless you want to make it hard for me

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Old memories chasing ya instead?

[pathologise]

they chase a lot

[dezza]

Never shut the fuck up, in my experience.

Sit your pretty ass on the couch for a bit longer, bringing you something to eat that'll stop it feeling shit tomorrow.

[pathologise]

just food
is it good?

[dezza]

Best shit for when you're on the piss, trust me. Aussie classic.

[pathologise]

it might be a first

[dezza]

Obviously. Cuz ur a yank. You lot don't know how to eat and drink.

[pathologise]

🖕🏻
i'm swiss

[dezza]

.........


the fuck? You're fucking joking right?

[pathologise]

i was raised in america
my mom's swiss
i'm swiss

[dezza]

I gotta fucking ask, or I'm going to kick myself.

You ain't THAT Swiss Doctor are ya?


Know Soldier 76, Overwatch Strike Commander Sojourn? The SHRIKE?!

[pathologise]

???????????

[dezza]

IS UR NAME SECRETLY ANGELA?!

[pathologise]

what

[dezza]

... If I ask you what Overwatch is... ?

[pathologise]

i thought i was getting food?

[dezza]

Wait I need a better test, to prove ur not her.


Vegetables are stupid and no one should eat them.

[pathologise]

depends if they'll kill me

[dezza]

.... wait ok that doesn't work, she COULD say that.

Listen, are you Mercy from Overwatch or not?